Square one
I have been on gardening leave over the last few weeks which is a novel feeling, not having to work. Given my cleaner returned to her home country, I am left without help, but given the time I have on had I decided to do a spring clean. However, unlike riding a bicycle, it doesn't all come back automatically.
On the first attempt at cleaning the bathroom, I squirted myself in the face with bleach.
I think I need a new cleaner.
Labels: General idiocy, Swiss quirks