How to solve a problem...

SCENE: Downstairs hallway, by the shoerack

MARMOSET (M) AND OH (OH) ENTER, DOWN THE STAIRS

M: Oh dear, we do need to get a new wardrobe so we can store all these shoes

OH: Well, why don't you give some away to charity?

M: I've given a load away already, nothing more I want to shed at this moment.

OH: How about those? I've not seen you wear them.

M: That's because I just bought those.

OH: Oh, okay, how about those?

M: The brown ones? Oh, they're actually red. All this dust...

OH: My point exactly.

M: We're getting new wardrobes.

M AND OH EXIT THROUGH THE DOOR.