How to solve a problem...

SCENE: Downstairs hallway, by the shoerack

MARMOSET (M) AND OH (OH) ENTER, DOWN THE STAIRS

M: Oh dear, we do need to get a new wardrobe so we can store all these shoes

OH: Well, why don't you give some away to charity?

M: I've given a load away already, nothing more I want to shed at this moment.

OH: How about those? I've not seen you wear them.

M: That's because I just bought those.

OH: Oh, okay, how about those?

M: The brown ones? Oh, they're actually red. All this dust...

OH: My point exactly.

M: We're getting new wardrobes.

M AND OH EXIT THROUGH THE DOOR.

Happy New Year!

These are my engagement present.

OH proposed quite by surprise in Edinburgh, after we'd been to see the in-laws and skidding halfway down the A1 from the British border onwards that had no grit or salt on. After my crying and saying yes, our first stop was the homewares sale at John Lewis where we picked up lots of cheap bedding, then onto a long lunch at Martin Wisheart in Leith. Next stop, the airport, and we landed back in Switzerland just in time for a couple of episodes of Glee.

Very Gay Indeed, as OH put it.

Happy New Year everyone. More shenanigans to follow.